[He will adopt you into his family as Edgy Dad if he doesn't decide he wants to kiss you instead, Gabriel, you are going to be a part of this family whether you want to or not.]

[He winds up sinking to sit on the edge of the couch without really planning to, petting Karamatsu's hair almost mechanically.]

...telling him you don't want to be serenaded is honestly just gonna fuel him. And, what, the singing? He's always been embarrassing, and completely unashamed about it. Colored contacts, shirts with his face on them, glittery pants... [Shakes his head.] He's awful. [Which is exactly why you lost every shit and called your Edgy Dead Friend over to help you figure out how to handle him being in a coma, and are sitting on the couch petting him, right? Of course.]